漫画 | 啪啪啪时如何假装是新手?
2016/9/13 枕边阅读
大家好
黄漫界的王祖贤又准时跟大家见面了!
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有人问可爱:啪啪啪时如何假装是新手?
额,这个没法假装,伦家就是新手
还有人说:秒she就好了呀![](/asp/image.asp?m=0&w=gh_50f32d5961fb&u=http%3a%2f%2fmmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/JRWMD5pvD8BORL75DJib3JKQUrDPSSGiaTNlQHoVo7SwrrYWPNn2iciblqPVUpwgkKP7WWCg2TqPlVqSGuHK7UyMsA/640)
咦,这么污,我们还怎么做朋友
算了,瓦今天就和大家好好聊聊:
啪啪啪时如何假装是新手?
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判断男生是不是新手:
看他拿套套的时候
看不看说明书
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问他房卡刷哪?
这个b装得我给自己100分
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进了房间就开电视看新闻联播
边看边点头
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咦?这床怎么没被子?
(你这是假装没开过房嘛)
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带着作业去写
(根正苗红)
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什么?
还要用我身份证?!
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对方脱裤子以后
大叫一声:啊啊啊啊!原来这就是丁丁啊!
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