童年被揍原因总是相似的,开场白却各有不同…
2014/12/19 生活报
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小时候没挨过爸妈揍,那能叫童年?
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被打的原因总是相似的,开场白各有各的不同。
下面这些挨揍之前的开场白都好熟悉啊,总之一个字——好疼!
感谢以下网友友情出演~
1.开场白? 耳光太响没听清。![](/asp/image.asp?m=0&w=gh_761eedc7cbc1&u=http%3a%2f%2fmmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/jq88VLeZTibXFrcwsoHkcOdjAKN1bW9SPlIvK9oBTib0ItqWh28ceRwQqwJGLdIJbkosTqzibIG8ibJm2AuuXdNj5A/0<br/><br/> http%3a%2f%2fmmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/jq88VLeZTibXFrcwsoHkcOdjAKN1bW9SPlIvK9oBTib0ItqWh28ceRwQqwJGLdIJbkosTqzibIG8ibJm2AuuXdNj5A/640?tp=webp)
2.我本来不想打你的……![](/asp/image.asp?m=0&w=gh_761eedc7cbc1&u=http%3a%2f%2fmmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/jq88VLeZTibXFrcwsoHkcOdjAKN1bW9SPCIQ7u85bgajZhpUmoIgrTuibWsYQfu6EE1xSoEh0DLABOfCszM6iaj5g/0<br/><br/> http%3a%2f%2fmmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/jq88VLeZTibXFrcwsoHkcOdjAKN1bW9SPCIQ7u85bgajZhpUmoIgrTuibWsYQfu6EE1xSoEh0DLABOfCszM6iaj5g/640?tp=webp)
3.还记得当初我做错事情时,爸爸给了我一嘴巴子,本来想说,爸,你吃饭了吗?缓和一下气氛,可是嘴一哆嗦,说了。爸,你没吃饭吗?结果……
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4.没有一点点防备,没有一丝丝顾虑,他们就这样出现。
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5.这他妈还需要开场白?父母都比较忙,能动手就不会多bb一句
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6.孩他爸,关门!!!打完后心疼的给我擦药说你怎么不跑,我.,,,.往哪跑?![](/asp/image.asp?m=0&w=gh_761eedc7cbc1&u=http%3a%2f%2fmmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/jq88VLeZTibXFrcwsoHkcOdjAKN1bW9SPlzLNv8yOpgApL7NIISz0zElUkPSALFmR8icXvN14ZAr7NuwgYsLRCeQ/0<br/><br/> http%3a%2f%2fmmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/jq88VLeZTibXFrcwsoHkcOdjAKN1bW9SPlzLNv8yOpgApL7NIISz0zElUkPSALFmR8icXvN14ZAr7NuwgYsLRCeQ/640?tp=webp)
7.动一次,打一次。动一次,打一次。动次,打次。动次,打次。苍茫的天涯是我滴爱
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8.你们挨打还有开场白? 好幸福!
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9.没看清,一上来就把我干懵了,醒来以后只知道被打了。。。![](/asp/image.asp?m=0&w=gh_761eedc7cbc1&u=http%3a%2f%2fmmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/jq88VLeZTibXFrcwsoHkcOdjAKN1bW9SPVjV98AMFjexFVniaib0FGibHEKsx265sFjPoShzpu0zMqibhwRZblmnhnA/0<br/><br/> http%3a%2f%2fmmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/jq88VLeZTibXFrcwsoHkcOdjAKN1bW9SPVjV98AMFjexFVniaib0FGibHEKsx265sFjPoShzpu0zMqibhwRZblmnhnA/640?tp=webp)
10.为了写开场白,刚刚叫我爸打了我一顿。
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11.玩儿电脑,老爸说不听话就把我头摁在键盘上。哈哈,开玩笑,这可是亲爸,怎么可能会hbjgujkmlkhffffffguhj…….,KO!
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有没有中枪的?现在爸妈老了打不动你了,也转给他们看看。
哦,还忘了说,还有些逗比总是被孩子打的,比如说:
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