问世间多少膝盖粉碎性骨折,编剧字幕组功不可没…
2015/3/24 生活报
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都说好的影视作品台词好才是王道。什么是好的台词?犀利能够针砭时弊,经典能做心灵鸡汤,接地气能够瞬间成为流行语。如果你在生活中总是吃“嘴巴亏”,不妨在电视剧中多学几句“神台词”,可以立刻变得高大上,逼格蹭蹭往上涨。
当头一棒组
听完我就吓到了地上
1、来人呀,都给我退下( 皇上你真是困了,我看出来了=_=)
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2、阎王叫你五更死,你活不到三更!(三更要是没死怎么办?)
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3、“三师伯,四师叔,我终于找到你们了!”(我们就姓三和四!怎么了!怎么了!爹妈给的姓!怎么了!)
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4、倚天屠龙记里紫衫龙王当年在灵蛇岛对金毛狮王说:“谢三哥,我这辈子没说过谢字。”(你不要欺骗残疾人好么?)
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5、我是天下第一,没人敢说自己是天下第二!(我是天下第三总行了吧orz)
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自黑组
对自己就要狠一点
1、不好,屎里有毒(我不想问你怎么知道的。)
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2、我们的阴谋诡计终于可以得逞了!(恩,好棒!)
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3、哈哈哈哈你中了我的奸计了!(你和上面的哥们可以组队了!)
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4、“我爷爷五岁就被日本人残忍杀害了”。(T.T太惨了!孩子你是从石头里蹦出来的吗?)
字母调皮组
就是任性
1、相信我,你不说这句话,我根本发现不了。
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2、诗朗诵肿么了?
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3、我也逆流成河了。
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4、你要多少?要多少有多少!有多少要多少!要多少有多少(小编已疯)![](/asp/image.asp?m=0&w=gh_761eedc7cbc1&u=http%3a%2f%2fmmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/jq88VLeZTibXiamN4Zhf4KvBpiacMJ7A23LDBQsLQc6qWvyjuwiaprAPI8a7VIQRzOUCG7f3erEt1snPBzfRLzWmHA/0<br/><br/> http%3a%2f%2fmmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/jq88VLeZTibXiamN4Zhf4KvBpiacMJ7A23LDBQsLQc6qWvyjuwiaprAPI8a7VIQRzOUCG7f3erEt1snPBzfRLzWmHA/640?tp=webp&wxfrom=5)
5、留下门卫代签,谢谢。
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小编笑点低组
请原来我一生放荡不羁笑点低
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