???实力分析汪星人的思维逻辑,谁还不是小公主咋滴!
2016/6/14 搞笑集中营
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1.无论长到多大只,它们始终认为自己还是个宝宝
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(大宝宝也是宝宝啊)
2.每当要它们洗澡时,就表现出一副世界末日到了的样子
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(洗完澡隔壁小花会不会不爱我了)
3.有时候很难强制它们遵守“宠物禁止上床”的原则
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(主人安心睡吧,我会一直守护你)
4.喜欢大风吹过牙齿的那种feel
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(那酸爽...)
5.当你把狗绳解开的那一瞬间...
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(一下就暴露本性了)
6.“我把这只毛绒大象的脸给咬了”
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(主人我的新头套好看吗)
7.无论主人怎么阻止都要吃~
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(这是我对食物一生的承诺)
8.“我想他把球扔出去...”
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(....但是我不想还给他)
9."Hi,我注意到你已经超过10秒钟没有动你的三明治了,你还吃不吃了?"
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(内心OS:不吃给我啊!)
10.“让我出去..”
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(....我想要再来进一次)
11.有时候当你醒来,第一眼见到的就是这幅景象
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(连我的素颜都见过绝对是真爱)
12.当它们察觉到,你要带它去看兽医时,表情都是酱紫的...
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(什么?难道不是去公园吗?)
13.“我只是喜欢收集东西而已啊...”
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(收集东西怎么了?谁还没个爱好?)
14.“呀!你今天怎么回来的那么早!”
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(主人你听我解释,真的是纸巾先动的手)
15.它们可以叼着木棍艰难的通过一条窄道
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(主人快夸我!)
16.它们完全理解不了人类的家居
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(这样的设计简直不合理!一点都不好玩)
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